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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 20 part 1

szaleniec1000 Jul 15, 2011 02:43

So Hermione is back and everything is peachy. Or not, because this is Hogwarts Exposed. Chapter 20 comes in censored and uncensored versions. Of course I'm sporking the uncensored. The title is "Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust", so I might be going out on a limb but I think someone dies.

( It's SFW for now )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 19 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 09, 2011 14:21

Of course fake!Hermione isn't dead. We're not getting rid of her that easily.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 19 (NSFW) )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 16 part 3

szaleniec1000 Jun 22, 2011 01:48

Yes, you will go to the ball. More's the pity.

( The chapter concludes... )

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Deserving Chapter 46

szaleniec1000 Jan 19, 2011 14:31

Happy birthday, dilemma_machine !

( Deserving Chapter 46 )

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Deserving Chapter 45

szaleniec1000 Jan 18, 2011 02:34

On with the story.

( Deserving Chapter 45 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapter 44

szaleniec1000 Jan 15, 2011 01:02

The story so far: Severus has given birth to Harry's daughter with the aid of a Gorean centaur. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Deserving means never having to say you're bullshitting. If TVTropes still had the I Am Not Making This Up section, the entire fic could have gone in there.

( Deserving Chapter 44 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapters 42-43

szaleniec1000 Jan 13, 2011 22:26

Welcome back to Deserving. Chapters 42 and 43 follow directly on from each other, so here they are as a double bill.

( Deserving Chapters 42-43 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapter 41

szaleniec1000 Jan 11, 2011 23:25

Chapter 40, it must be said, is quite seriously one of the worst things I've read in my decade in fanfic-land. You know you've hit rock bottom when you're thinking that at least it's not quite as bad as Celebrian or Agony in Pink. 41 represents a slight improvement, but make no mistake: Deserving still sucks.

( Deserving Chapter 41 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Retrospective and Chapter 40

szaleniec1000 Jan 10, 2011 14:34

As this is the fortieth chapter (yay?) let's take a look at the highlights (lowlights?) so far.

( long list, some NSFW descriptions )

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Deserving Chapter 39

szaleniec1000 Jan 03, 2011 20:28

And here's 39, as promised. Complete with more buggery.
( Deserving Chapter 39 (NSFW) )

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